I’ve just started reading Frankie Boyle’s autobiography My Shit Life So Far.

Wow.

This is a list of all the people / things he’s managed to insult in just the *introduction*:

Everyone who’s bought the book
Ian Wright
Tina Turner
Michael Jackson
Fidel Castro
Paul McCartney
England football team
Michael Jackson (again)
The British people
Michael Jackson’s father
The Daily Mail
Creationists
The Israeli Army
Religious people
Israel
The Palestians
God
Prince Harry
Princess Diana
The Royal Family
Prince William
Prince Philip
Chris Moyles
The Teletubbies
Paul Gascoigne
Jordan
Kerry Katona
Nadya Suleman (the Octomom)
Scotland
Susan Boyle
West Lothian
Everyone who’s bought the book (again)

It’s also very, very funny. 🙂